Caption This (PG-13 Edition): Fernando Tells Us How Big It Was.

October 6th, 2009 | by: chris |

Fernando Torres and Raul Albiol emerge from somewhere – the locker room, perhaps? – and Fernando proceeds to describe just how bit it was with his fingers. Just what do you think he could be saying?

First person to reference Rafa Benitez, a paint roller, vegetable oil and six Skittles wins a prize.

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Jaffery

Stevie says, It’s about that long, no…
Barcafan

Torres: Why is your arm around me, Madridsta? You should be at least 50 yards away from me.
Arash

Yes Raul, that is how big Rafa’s sandwhich was. I know, i couldnt belive it either when he told me he covered it in vegetable oil and six skittles. I wonder what he had for dessert? a paintroller? Raul you are soo funny can you braid my hair?
http://www.barnsleyfc.wordpress.com Oli

If my transfer fee was this big, and yours was this big, how much richer is your club than mine?
http://france.worldcupblog.org Laurie

Yeah, it’s the perfect size for a man-bag. You’d be amazed what all you can fit in there!
Bill

Whenever I put the ball between these two sticks that come out of the ground. everyone seems to go wild and hug me. I like it so I keep doing it, even though I don’t know why. You should try it.
Chris corrigan

Torres: “so I said to Rafa – let me help you paint the locker room. We thinned the paint out with vegetable oil and got the roller. I pulled out six differnt skittles and asked him which colour he liked. He went with red of course.”

raul ” cool”

torres; ” hey. Are you really this big?”

raul:” yep”

torres: *pause* “cool.”
http://bundesliga.theoffside.com Jan

Raul: “dededede csk csk csk dededeo”*

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KldhAFRvkf4
http://bundesliga.theoffside.com Jan

~~Raul~~ Make that Torres of course…
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not that long m8 not that long lol
yowie11

“so ur saying ronaldo fits THAT into his tight shorts?” – fernando
Johnny

They were this close when Hicks accused Gillette of breakin’ wind.

It was very awkward, then Rafa fessed up from far ahead in the buffet line.
http://france.worldcupblog.org Laurie

Raul: Makelele?

Torres: Makelele.

Long silence.

Raul: Dude. I guess that would explain the supermodels.
http://www.assyriska.theoffside.com Luka

Torres: So there we were, mono e mono, I offered her flowers, but she just wouldn’t have it. She said she didn’t want to date a high-profile footballer.
Raul: I’m here for you amigo *puts suggestive arm around shoulder*
Diane

“monkey and monkey”? those weren’t even on the list…unless it was a monkey holding out for skittles? I’ll be the soppy sentimentalist and say:

Torres: They grow so fast, she was only this big when she was born!
Raul: It’s always going to be tough traveling without them…six skittles and a little vegetable oil will take your mind off things. Then you can borrow a paint roller and do her room when you get home.
Torres: Yeah, I like that DIY!
Kirby

Torres: that was the size of the paint roller Rafa used to stick up his butt while shoving 6 skittles in his ears…

Raul: how’d he force all that in there?

Torres: lots and lots of vegetable oil…

*long silence*

Raul: cool…