Caption This (PG-13 Edition): Fernando Tells Us How Big It Was.
Fernando Torres and Raul Albiol emerge from somewhere – the locker room, perhaps? – and Fernando proceeds to describe just how bit it was with his fingers. Just what do you think he could be saying?
First person to reference Rafa Benitez, a paint roller, vegetable oil and six Skittles wins a prize.
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By Jaffery | October 6th, 2009 at 2:13 pm 
Stevie says, It’s about that long, no…
By Barcafan | October 6th, 2009 at 2:42 pm Torres: Why is your arm around me, Madridsta? You should be at least 50 yards away from me.
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United States
By Arash | October 6th, 2009 at 2:53 pm Yes Raul, that is how big Rafa’s sandwhich was. I know, i couldnt belive it either when he told me he covered it in vegetable oil and six skittles. I wonder what he had for dessert? a paintroller? Raul you are soo funny can you braid my hair?
By Oli | October 6th, 2009 at 3:18 pm If my transfer fee was this big, and yours was this big, how much richer is your club than mine?
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United Kingdom
By Laurie | October 6th, 2009 at 3:31 pm Yeah, it’s the perfect size for a man-bag. You’d be amazed what all you can fit in there!
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By Bill | October 6th, 2009 at 3:54 pm Whenever I put the ball between these two sticks that come out of the ground. everyone seems to go wild and hug me. I like it so I keep doing it, even though I don’t know why. You should try it.
By Chris corrigan | October 6th, 2009 at 4:14 pm Torres: “so I said to Rafa – let me help you paint the locker room. We thinned the paint out with vegetable oil and got the roller. I pulled out six differnt skittles and asked him which colour he liked. He went with red of course.”
raul ” cool”
torres; ” hey. Are you really this big?”
raul:” yep”
torres: *pause* “cool.”
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Canada
By Jan | October 6th, 2009 at 4:48 pm Raul: “dededede csk csk csk dededeo”*
* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KldhAFRvkf4
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Germany
By Jan | October 6th, 2009 at 5:01 pm Raul Make that Torres of course…
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By bookmakers | October 6th, 2009 at 7:11 pm not that long m8 not that long lol
By yowie11 | October 6th, 2009 at 7:54 pm “so ur saying ronaldo fits THAT into his tight shorts?” – fernando
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Australia
By Johnny | October 6th, 2009 at 8:25 pm They were this close when Hicks accused Gillette of breakin’ wind.
It was very awkward, then Rafa fessed up from far ahead in the buffet line.
By Laurie | October 6th, 2009 at 9:58 pm Raul: Makelele?
Torres: Makelele.
Long silence.
Raul: Dude. I guess that would explain the supermodels.
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By Luka | October 6th, 2009 at 10:51 pm Torres: So there we were, mono e mono, I offered her flowers, but she just wouldn’t have it. She said she didn’t want to date a high-profile footballer.
Raul: I’m here for you amigo *puts suggestive arm around shoulder*
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By Diane | October 7th, 2009 at 10:45 am “monkey and monkey”? those weren’t even on the list…unless it was a monkey holding out for skittles? I’ll be the soppy sentimentalist and say:
Torres: They grow so fast, she was only this big when she was born!
Raul: It’s always going to be tough traveling without them…six skittles and a little vegetable oil will take your mind off things. Then you can borrow a paint roller and do her room when you get home.
Torres: Yeah, I like that DIY!
By Kirby | October 7th, 2009 at 4:40 pm Torres: that was the size of the paint roller Rafa used to stick up his butt while shoving 6 skittles in his ears…
Raul: how’d he force all that in there?
Torres: lots and lots of vegetable oil…
*long silence*
Raul: cool…
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