Things Wayne Rooney Likes

May 14th, 2010 | by: chris | View Comments

Things Wayne Rooney likes, via the internet.

If life were described by the internet, it would be better. What Wayne likes:

Goals.

Daddy Capello/Playing centrally.

“Capello instills fear, like a severe dad,” said Rooney. ”He has explained to us how to do everything. Now I’m playing further forward and in the middle of the penalty area.

“It was Capello who suggested this to me. Now I know how to make different moves in the area. He has taught me so much from a tactical point of view. He has also given me a leading role with the England team.

People who don’t wink.

Youthful indiscretions.

“Foolish as it now seems I did on occasions visit massage parlours and prostitutes.

“I now regret it deeply and hope people may understand that it was the sort of mistake you make when you are young and stupid.”

– 18 year old Wayne Rooney.

More goals.

The occasional elbow.

Demoing shit.

Smithy.

The occasional dive.

Dirty Sanchez & friends.

Being a boss.

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Wayne Rooney: Brilliant. Gifted. Tempermental. Wears Nike. Loves England. Like a boss.

Remember the name.

|Part of our series A Casual Guide to World Cup 2010|