Sepp to Head to South Africa to Kick Slackers’ Ass into Gear
If you are worried about the slow pace of stadium construction in South Africa and are concerned the country might not be ready to host the World Cup in 2010, fear no more. FIFA head honcho Sepp Blatter will be taking another all-expenses paid trip to South Africa to stress the importance of getting the job done so that FIFA can make billions off the event. Said His Seppness: “For the moment they have plans, money, and decisions, but I have yet to see the pickaxes and spades needed to start the work.” Of course, Sepp won’t actually pick up a pickaxe or spade while he is there, but his mere presence should inspire a nation to rise up and make his dream a reality.
Seriously, if South Africa is relying on Blatter for motivation than we might as well book our tickets to Australia for 2010 right now.
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