Diego Forlan Now Available For Kickoffs

August 3rd, 2010 | by: chris | View Comments

One of the perks of winning the Golden Ball is having an invite list so long it requires an assistant whose sole task is to RSVP. State dinners, talk shows, groupie debriefing – he’s up for it all.

Diego Forlan’s list also includes kicking off football matches before slowly sauntering off the field, entirely unable to jog, confusing the referee, while waving to the fans.

Going rate? No clue, but expect Man City to hit eight figures real soon.