Carlos Tevez Enlightens Us: Germany & Holland Have “No Top Players”

Would you believe I’m reading this with a background tab of the infamous Daily Mail headline?

Probably not, but I am.
Carlos Tevez has put mouth firmly in foot, making himself the new posterchild for footballer stupidity at this World Cup – and joining the elite Daily Mail pantheon of idiocy. It’s so good you won’t believe it.
It started as a good natured respectful congratulation in defeat, but quickly turned into an all-time backhanded compliment. I’d say Carlos just won that tennis tournament they’ve been muttering about in the background.
“We didn’t play as a team, and that was our biggest problem,” said Carlos Tevez. “We knew Germany would play on the counterattack, like they did against England, and our mistake was not being able to stop that. It was the fact that we didn’t play as a team that cost us. Of course that’s what happened – are you stupid? We have some of the top players in the world. Germany and Holland don’t have top players, but they won their games and made it as a team.”
Are you stupid? Are you, you sock sucker?
At some point, this quote is going to wind up framed and in museums, with signed lithographs available for purchase in bulk for family and friends at holidays. It’s simply so bad it’s genius.
As for the issue at hand, it’d be an insult to the Germans and the Dutch to name all their “top players” – not to mention the inevitable case of carpal tunnel – so we’ll just leave it at this: if you pop across Carlos Tevez when looking for directions, ask him – and then go the other way.
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