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World Cup Security Rests on Evil Overhead Projector

With all the talk of hate groups, hooligans and rogue presidents attending the World Cup, it is reassuring to know that the security of innocent spectators falls squarely on the cogs of this ASENDRO robot. Designed to climb stairs and sniff out potentially dangerous objects like bombs and wayward Romanian hooligans, a fleet of robots that resemble the overhead projector used in our high school biology class will be patrolling the mean streets around the stadium in Berlin. This thing would have come in handy back when we needed our college dorm room cleaned. One of our roommates never picked up his underwear. He was anti-Beckham back before being anti-Beckham was cool.

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