World Cup Product of the Year: The Beer Belly
Our buddy Bense in Dotmund has tipped us off to the one product every right minded citizen needs to buy before the World Cup, the Beer Belly. Cleverly designed to allow you to enjoy adult beverages wherever you go – the game, work, school, church – the Beer Belly will make you happy even if it does scare off members of the opposite sex. With the brouhaha over the piss water known as Budweiser being served at stadiums in Germany this summer, this simple device of the gods could save your life. Make sure you check out some of the tricks and tips before you take it with you to your next family reunion or funeral. For all the bloggers out there, you’ll be happy to know that I am wearing one right now and I can honestly say that the Beer Belly will not inhibit your ability to type, although over time it might inhibit your ability to see straight.
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To really make the stay at the game pleasuable after buying the Beer Belly order a urine bottle with the “low spill adaptor for use with the male bottle.” Available, no kidding, from Abergele Mobility for a mere 6.25 pounds (VAT excluded of course). Comes with a handy snap top. Now with these two products you really got it all covered in your seat at the game. (Bob you’re a real pip, keep us informed of those can’t live without goodies out there)
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NIce. That’d be pretty awesome if I weren’t grossed out…




so know when to let go
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