The Lampard Diaries

We were all excited when we came across this article about England’s Frank Lampard’s video diaries until we actually saw them. Filmed as part of a promotion for a mobile phone company, the grainy diaries should not be viewed if you are prone to seasickness or have an aversion to inane comments. If you are bold enough to give these a look, we have the perfect drinking game for you. In the video about the World Player of the Year awards, go ahead and have a beer every time he mentions putting away the trophy somewhere safe. If you play this game a few times the jumpy video won’t seem so jumpy and Lampard suddenly sounds like a prophet.