The Lampard Diaries

March 13th, 2006 | by: WC Bob |

We were all excited when we came across this article about England’s Frank Lampard’s video diaries until we actually saw them. Filmed as part of a promotion for a mobile phone company, the grainy diaries should not be viewed if you are prone to seasickness or have an aversion to inane comments. If you are bold enough to give these a look, we have the perfect drinking game for you. In the video about the World Player of the Year awards, go ahead and have a beer every time he mentions putting away the trophy somewhere safe. If you play this game a few times the jumpy video won’t seem so jumpy and Lampard suddenly sounds like a prophet.

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shawn

Surely the same agent who got Rooney all that money could get $100 million for this stuff. As a Chelsea and England supporter, this footage makes me want to apologize to the whole world.
Chris

The Lampard Diaries you want to see are the ones he made with Rio Ferdinand, Kieron Dyer and the young slapper in the bedroom in Ayia Napa about five years ago.
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