The German Team is not the Only Thing Crumbling

Maybe that German consumer advocacy group does know about something more than just facial creams after all. It was reported today the stadium in Frankfurt that will host World Cup games has cracks in a supporting column. This news comes after FIFA has assured one and all that the stadiums in Germany are safe, sound and will help your kids achieve success in school.

“Two sections the size of a palm have crumbled apart,” said Istvan Tyukodi of construction company Max Boegl and Co.

That doesn’t sound too bad when you compare it to the crumbling of Jurgen Klinsmann’s backline.

The lesson to be learned from all of this is to make sure you always use facial creams and if you are going to Germany, please wear protective helmets during the matches. We recommend this headgear, perfect for holding your non-Budweiser beverages.