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February 3rd, 2006 | by: WC Bob | View Comments

From today’s emailbox:

Due to the high demand for tickets for the 2006 FIFA World Cup Germany (TM), the ticket applications correctly processed and accepted had to be entered into a draw. Unfortunately, you have not been allocated any tickets for the 2006 FIFA World Cup Germany (TM). You may of course reapply for tickets in one of the subsequent sales phases.