Swiss Men: Ready, Willing and Able

I think Philippe Senderos was dreaming of milking cows at Goddison Park against Everton yesterday because the fucker certainly wasn’t thinking about stopping James Beattie scoring.

[...] So what are these insane people going to do while the rest of the world descends upon their land? They all can’t go to Switzerland. There aren’t enough Swiss men to go around. [...]

I love it! That’s the best add I’ve ever seen. I think Switzerland just became my destiny – I was born in the wrong place, damn it!