Something Stinks in Ecuador

Ecuador might not be the best team in this year’s World Cup but it have a secret weapon in Germany: perfume. The Ecuadoran football federation announced that the team will be launching three perfumes this week. The three scents are reportedly “very attractive” and according to the federation folks one of the scents will be “a young and dynamic aroma close to a top class sporting fragrance”. In other words, this one smells like a locker room.

Another is “a significant perfume for the modern day man who doesn’t want to pass unnoticed” and the third one is “an intense smell, ideal for after work”. Intense smell . . . now that does sound great, but understandably it might not go over well if you wear it in the office cubicle.

I am personally very interested in acquiring the “significant perfume” because I hate being passed unnoticed. If anyone in Ecuador can hook me up with this fragrance, I will reward you with a limited edition World Cup Blog t-shirt and I will name my first child after you.