Sepp Blatter thinks 2018 World Cup should be in North America

Every couple of weeks FIFA head honcho Sepp Blatter crawls out of his undisclosed cave to give his thoughts on the world’s game. Today he weighed in on who should host the 2018 World Cup, something both England and the United States covet. Making sure to cover all the bases, Blatter said he thinks it should go to North America although it could also go to Asia or Europe.
“If the FIFA executive committee decides later this year that the rotation policy is maintained, in strict procedure it should be in North America in 2018 and there are three countries who could host it there — the United States, Mexico and Canada,” Blatter told a media briefing.
Blatter also mentioned China as a potential candidate. This kind of competition surely pleases FIFA. Think of all the possibilities for site junkets and kickbacks!
Blatter also talked about a special compensation fund that has been established to help clubs whose players were injured during the 2006 World Cup. He pointed out that those no good greedy bastards from Newcastle want an unfair portion of the funds because they lost some miniscule player named Michael Owen for the season. Newcastle have been paid 50,000 pounds ($97,940) a week in compensation by the English FA towards Owen’s salary costs but the club submitted a separate claim to FIFA for 6.2 million pounds.
“We set up a special fund for injuries to players for all 32 participants of the competition with a total of 15 million Swiss francs ($12.31 million) available for everybody,” FIFA president Sepp Blatter told a media briefing in London on Wednesday
“…it was perhaps to mainly help the likes of Angola or Ivory Coast, those countries playing in the World Cup for the first time,” he added.
“But if you look at who is asking for money then something is wrong because it’s from the richest league in the world.”
After pissing off most of England, Blatter returned to his cave.
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