Sepp Blatter Declares World War
Somebody get that man some prune juice! The president of FIFA’s kleptocracy is just a wee bit miffed at the equally greedy group of European clubs called the G14 (despite having 18 members). In a new conference today in Tunisia in between golf rounds, Sepp Blatter said there would be hell to play if the G14 clubs refuse to release their players for international competition. Rather than writing our usual rant against Mr. Blatter and FIFA we decided to instead simply provide his noteworthy quotes on the subject. You can read them and then decide if he is crazy or if he is insane. We vote for constipated.
“If they (G14) want a world war, they will get it,” said a fired-up Blatter at a press conference. “It is ok to adopt resolutions but you have to also create a means of sanctioning.”
“Sanctioning should operate in this way: if a G-14 club refuses to release a player for an international match, they should no longer have the right to compete in international club tournaments. It is like racism, it must be punished or it can do harm,” said Blatter.
“This problem is insoluble,” concluded Blatter. “FIFA has started an informal dialogue with G14 but how can you come to an amicable solution when one of the two parties is suing the other?”
“European clubs have pillaged the African continent,” said Blatter. “They have taken the best footballing talents. Now they refuse to make these players available to African clubs, and if they do, they want to be paid. The world has gone crazy!”
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