Search for Information Leaves Togo Star Confused

Togo striker Emmanuel Sheyi Adebayor told the BBC today: “I don’t know anything about our World Cup programme because nobody has called me to say anything. I don’t even know who will be leading us to Germany. Whether it is Stephen Keshi or Otto Pfister.” Adebayor is clearly confused about the matter because his Google search for “Togo Football” listed our Togo blog in the sixth position and really, who ever reads that far down on a Google search? Fortunately for Adebayor, one of his teammates has forwarded on a link to the blog, which just happens to have all the answers about Togo’s training programme and its coaching situation. We join Adebayor in expressing outrage at Google for this egregious error.