Ronaldowatch™ Caption Contest
Ronaldo has been getting some criticism lately for having more paunch then punch in the win against Croatia.
Blame the fever, the blisters, or the extra baggage, but he just wasn’t the Ronaldo from 2002 yesterday.
Meanwhile, we ran into Ronaldo’s biggest fan outside the stadium before the Croatia game. Comment with your caption for the photo or make your best Ronaldo joke.
The winner will get my lifelong respect and if you’re in Berlin I’ll buy you a beer.
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By Denis Susac | June 15th, 2006 at 2:51 am 
ahh i just made this one up….
What do you call a fat Brazilian Person??
RONALDO!! ahahah
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United States
By Anthony | June 15th, 2006 at 3:03 am Hey have you heard of the new overvalued currency in South America?
It’s the Brazillian Pound!
Posted from United States
By conceicao | June 15th, 2006 at 4:16 am Phenomenao: The guy Daniela Cicarelli
left Ronaldo for.
Posted from United States
By fwembt | June 15th, 2006 at 4:31 am Ronaldo: has his cake and eats it too
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By conceicao | June 15th, 2006 at 5:43 am In Ronaldo’s defense: Roque Junior (at right)
two weeks before being dropped from team.
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By Claude | June 15th, 2006 at 5:46 am Ronaldo and his shadow. Is Ronaldo “FAT”? The shadow knows.
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By ANTHONY | June 15th, 2006 at 5:47 am HE HAS ONLY PLAYED THE FIRST GAME, GIVE HIM A CHANCE. AND FOR ALL YOU RONALDO HATERS, HE HAS LIFTED THE TROPHY TWICE. AND WILL PROBABLY BREAK THE ALL TIME GOAL RECORD. WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THAT NOW. BRAZIL STILL # 1.
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By Claude | June 15th, 2006 at 5:51 am Ooops my bad. Calling someone fat is not politically correct. I meant to say “pleasantly plumb”. Please accept my humble apology.
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By Joel | June 15th, 2006 at 6:40 am Hey guys be nice Ronaldo is just training to be a goalkeeper.
It shouldn’t take long for him to get massive enough to block every shot on the brazilian goal…without having to move.
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By Sesshou | June 15th, 2006 at 6:42 am The 1st photo is Ronaldo at now and the 2nd one forecasts ronaldo at 4 years to come
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Indonesia
By Nikola | June 15th, 2006 at 7:43 am Hey guys…wheres the ball in the second picture? (*in his belley*) (think Fat Bastard from Austin Powers)
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By CTL | June 15th, 2006 at 9:55 am A couple of supersized Big Macs a day keeps fitness (and goals) away.
I think Gerd Muller’s record will remain intact after Germany 2006.
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Singapore
By Harsha | June 15th, 2006 at 12:08 pm It seems Ronaldo has a scret tyre hidden inside his belly… LOLOL
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India
By Milo Riano | June 15th, 2006 at 12:09 pm How about: My Nutritionist Failed?
http://www.soccerati.net/my-nutrionist-failed/
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By Dave Hamilton | June 15th, 2006 at 1:05 pm Okay I’ll play, even though you guys should respect a great player more:
Brasil’s greatest fan, Tub O’ Lard (right) harshly condemned his hero Ronaldo (left) following Brasil’s opening 1-0 win by interrupting his “three piece with red beans and rice” yesterday while dining at Popeye’s, revealing to reporters: “Well, I dunno what my brotha’s problem is, BUT I’ll ask him when he arrives. Pass the mashed taters, dawg!”
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By Nello | June 15th, 2006 at 1:26 pm WOW … JUST ONE WORD
IMPRESSIVE !
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Malta
By conceicao | June 15th, 2006 at 1:58 pm Ronaldo and body double used in filming
Brasilian coming of age comedy Bend It Like
Ronaldo Used To.
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By bert | June 15th, 2006 at 2:06 pm why don’t people make fun of charles barkley instead he just reached 400 pounds
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Germany
By rahul | June 15th, 2006 at 2:09 pm hai good game.see all
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By Akbar | June 15th, 2006 at 2:27 pm Perreira considers his attacking options for the upcoming match.
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Switzerland
By Nick | June 15th, 2006 at 2:35 pm Bola 7 to Ronaldo ‘Does my bum look big in this?’
Posted from Germany
By Louie | June 15th, 2006 at 10:22 pm HEy peter..
RATE THE entries..
I’ll be in berlin…
Who WON?
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By Claude | June 16th, 2006 at 10:54 am Charles Barkely is retired and played basketball not soccer. Sounds like you have watchted too many World Cup Games on ABC/ESPN.
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By ronaldos da best | February 24th, 2007 at 8:10 pm ronaldo is da best player in da world dats y hes got da most world cup goals yo
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By Brazilian World Cup - The best information » Blog Archive | April 18th, 2008 at 10:48 am [...] the start of the World Cup we were among the masses that were questioned Ronaldo’s, well, massiveness. For the first couple of Brazil games it looked [...]
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