Ronaldowatch™ Caption Contest

You know, the shades do make his face slimmer.

Quem comeu todas as tortas?

Ronaldo takes his nutritionist everywhere.

This fan nickname is “Bola 7″(7-ball) in an analogy with the black ball on pool. He is kind of famous here in Brazil.

I think Ronaldo should play against Australia but if he keeps playing like a post Parreira should try Robinho against Japan when Brazil would probably be playing already qualified.

I’m hoping Australia, with their violent game take Ronaldo and Cafu out of the world cup.

Adidas Teamgeist the roundest ball. Nike’s Ronaldo, the roundest player.

When you love the ball, you even want to be like one

It’s like they were separated at birth, lol!

Ronaldo is unfit to play football. He has been hired by scottish downhill cheese-rolling national team, Ronaldo being the cheese of course.

Okay, okay I’ve stopped laughing for the moment. Here’s mine:

“Ronaldo calls in his body double after receiving various threats from disappointed Brazil fans following their disappointing one goal victory against Croatia in the first round of the 2006 World Cup.”

Ronaldo speaking

“guys for the last time… I’m not obese, this guy is obese”

What’s your favourite comic character? -Has been asked Ronaldo after the disappointing match against Croatia- Flash Gordo – replied Ronaldo showing a bit of naivety

Ronaldo on the left..about to slap the ball

“Yeah whose yo daddy *slap*

fat guy on the right

“this just in… Star Jones was spoted in germany”

lol, Flash Gordo and Star Jones. Well done.

Despite being part of the group who wants to see Ronaldinho replace him on the field, I’m starting to feel sad for Ronaldo. He did so much for the team over the years, he’s already a hero, but it seems it has just come to an end. The next match against Australia will be key to determine if he can still be on the team or he has to be put to rest in favor of the team.

Oops, I mean, “…to se Robinho replace…” instead of “Ronaldinho”.

News flash by way of SporTV: Ronaldo had a headache tonight on Germany and had to leave Brazil’s camp to go to a hospital and do some exams. Apparently there’s nothing to worry about and he’s already back to their hotel, he’ll be at the practice match tomorrow, but CBF will host some kind of press conference to say what was it about.

His headache was the result of “brain Freeze” from too much ice cream!!!!

While evryone eats fruit and salads in the camp, ronaldo sneaks in Snickers, and Donuts under his bed..and when they all go to sleep, he munches away.

Ronaldinho swore he heard someone eating, he first thought it was a rat but later found out it was ronaldo.

ahh i just made this one up….

What do you call a fat Brazilian Person??

RONALDO!! ahahah

Hey have you heard of the new overvalued currency in South America?

It’s the Brazillian Pound!

Phenomenao: The guy Daniela Cicarelli
left Ronaldo for.

Ronaldo: has his cake and eats it too

In Ronaldo’s defense: Roque Junior (at right)
two weeks before being dropped from team.

Ronaldo and his shadow. Is Ronaldo “FAT”? The shadow knows.

HE HAS ONLY PLAYED THE FIRST GAME, GIVE HIM A CHANCE. AND FOR ALL YOU RONALDO HATERS, HE HAS LIFTED THE TROPHY TWICE. AND WILL PROBABLY BREAK THE ALL TIME GOAL RECORD. WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT THAT NOW. BRAZIL STILL # 1.

Ooops my bad. Calling someone fat is not politically correct. I meant to say “pleasantly plumb”. Please accept my humble apology.

Hey guys be nice Ronaldo is just training to be a goalkeeper.

It shouldn’t take long for him to get massive enough to block every shot on the brazilian goal…without having to move.

The 1st photo is Ronaldo at now and the 2nd one forecasts ronaldo at 4 years to come

Hey guys…wheres the ball in the second picture? (*in his belley*) (think Fat Bastard from Austin Powers)

A couple of supersized Big Macs a day keeps fitness (and goals) away.

I think Gerd Muller’s record will remain intact after Germany 2006.

It seems Ronaldo has a scret tyre hidden inside his belly… LOLOL

How about: My Nutritionist Failed?

http://www.soccerati.net/my-nutrionist-failed/

Okay I’ll play, even though you guys should respect a great player more:

Brasil’s greatest fan, Tub O’ Lard (right) harshly condemned his hero Ronaldo (left) following Brasil’s opening 1-0 win by interrupting his “three piece with red beans and rice” yesterday while dining at Popeye’s, revealing to reporters: “Well, I dunno what my brotha’s problem is, BUT I’ll ask him when he arrives. Pass the mashed taters, dawg!”

WOW … JUST ONE WORD

IMPRESSIVE !

Ronaldo and body double used in filming
Brasilian coming of age comedy Bend It Like
Ronaldo Used To.

why don’t people make fun of charles barkley instead he just reached 400 pounds

hai good game.see all

Perreira considers his attacking options for the upcoming match.

Bola 7 to Ronaldo ‘Does my bum look big in this?’

HEy peter..

RATE THE entries..

I’ll be in berlin…

Who WON?

Charles Barkely is retired and played basketball not soccer. Sounds like you have watchted too many World Cup Games on ABC/ESPN.

ronaldo is da best player in da world dats y hes got da most world cup goals yo

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