Practice Your Streaking Skills with this Video Game

March 9th, 2006 | by: WC Bob | Comments Off

A German software company is releasing a video game that will allow you to play out all your streaking fantasies. Flitzer – German for streaking – will be released for PCs and mobile phones in May, just in time for you to get into World Cup streaking shape. Here is a rather priceless description of the game.

In “Flitzer”, the player takes control of a nude soccer/football fan, trying to navigate him through all the pitfalls of the stadium. Overzealous security personnel and resolute policemen are in his way, trying to bring the player’s nudist fun to a stop. Various obstacles and special items also threaten to trip up the streaker. But if the player manages to perform daring stunts and combos, he will get rewarded with the highscore – awarded by the roaring crowds.

One can only speculate about those “various obstacles and special items” but we hope they include banana peels because there is nothing funnier than naked people slipping on banana peels.

More info about this wonderful contribution to society can be found here.