Parreira: “Sex is always very good - always welcome”
It is officially World Cup season. No more talking about which players will make the trip to Germany. No more talk of Groups of Death. No more infallible predictions even. Nope, today marks a watershed moment in this blog’s journalistic endeavors. We can finally talk about sex! And the great thing is we can talk about it in the context of football, thanks to the proclamations of Brazil coach Carlos Alberto Parreira. When asked by Maxim magazine (a publication renowned for its football coverage) whether he would ban his players from partaking in intercourse like his predecessor Luis Felipe Scolari did in 2002, Parreira uttered these words of wisdom.
“I don’t think that sex one day before the game will have any harm on the player. Just sex, no problem. The problem is, they don’t eat, they don’t sleep, they smoke and they drink. That is the problem. Sex? No, sex is always very good — always welcome,” Parreira said.
With the top-ranked team’s coach on record as being pro-sex, you can only expect that there will be a number of coaches around the world who will be re-examining their own team’s policies regarding what is always one of the more highly debated topics of any World Cup.
We will be here to cover it all and to help you keep track of which teams will be smiling in Germany and which teams will be all business. For today, we will add Brazil into the pro-sex column of our tally sheet. One down, 31 teams to go.
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By Luis | March 30th, 2006 at 10:48 am 
That means no sex for Portugal. That’s fine with me. After the Euro2004 final, PT players need to keep their priorities straight.
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By Luis | March 30th, 2006 at 10:54 am PT fans, however, are encouraged to have as much sex as possible. Before, after and during matches if you can manage the feat. If the team doesn’t win, it will at least make it worth our time.
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By jrmr | March 30th, 2006 at 11:25 am Great blog!
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By Euler | March 30th, 2006 at 11:38 am Wise words!
By Pedro P | March 30th, 2006 at 7:39 pm What do you mean no sex for Portugal? I didn’t know Scolari was from “that” school. Is he really?
I actually imagine sex would be good as its anti-stress and relaxing effect is notoriously known by humanity… 
By Bidemi | March 31st, 2006 at 8:22 am Hey could this be the key to Brasil’s success?
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By pf | March 31st, 2006 at 9:50 am well, at least you know which hotel you should pick for your stay…. find the one with a yellow, green and blue bus full of “gatas”
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By Winners and Losers of the World Cup Week - FIFA World Cup 2006 - World Cup 2006 Blog | March 31st, 2006 at 1:53 pm [...] Parreira: “Sex is always very good - always welcome” [...]
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By Luis Paulo | March 31st, 2006 at 9:49 pm This was a main headline for one big newspaper here in brazil today. I’m wondering how important is that Parreira let the players have sex in a day were 8 ministers resigned and 122 people including ex-ministers, congress men and other goverment employees were accused buy the congress itself for corruption.
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By Abstinencewatch™: No World Cup Sex for Costa Rica - FIFA World Cup 2006 - World Cup 2006 Blog | April 27th, 2006 at 9:22 am [...] The Central American team just needs to look a little south to a country called Brazil. The five-time World Cup champions are free to frolic with their significant others in Germany. Ever wonder why Ronaldinho is always smiling? [...]
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By How much would you pay to sleep in Ronaldinho’s bed? - FIFA World Cup 2006 - World Cup 2006 Blog | May 16th, 2006 at 10:21 am [...] At those prices and given Brazil’s policy regarding sex during training, we can only hope the hotel provides clean sheets and/or Ronaldinho’s girlfriend. [...]
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By Abstinencewatch™: Ukraine Players Offered Semis Sex Incentive - FIFA World Cup 2006 - World Cup 2006 Blog | May 30th, 2006 at 10:12 am [...] Brazil United States Germany [...]
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By onslow | June 1st, 2006 at 4:57 pm perfect site good information, very nice news and etc… tnx
By omid | June 11th, 2006 at 12:07 am iran 2_maxico 0
iran is win
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