Olli K. World Cup Vibrators Taken off the Market

May 24th, 2006 | by: WC Bob |

You might need to reconsider the souvenirs you plan to bring back for your loved ones after you go to the World Cup. The makers of the “Olli K.” and “Michael B.” World Cup vibrators have removed their products from the market to avoid a potential lawsuit. You’ll recall that a few days ago we reported about the German sex shop Beate Uhse’s line of World Cup products. What we didn’t know is that they had named vibrators after some of Germany’s most famous players, including Michael Ballack and Ollie Kahn. Gross.

The sex shop, however, maintains that it never meant for there to be a connection between the sex toys and the players.

“We never had any intention to make a connection between the vibrators on sale in our shops with the names of “Olli K.” and “Michael B.” and the footballers,” company spokesperson Assia Tsernookoff insisted.

Yeah, right.

Raise your hand if you would want anything named after Oliver Kahn in your bedroom.

That’s what I thought.

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Mesto

That might be the most disturbing story of the week. The Olli K. must be a truly frightening thing.
louie

wow, are we fishing for TOPICS.. ok so lets make a new one. HOW ABOUT RANKINGS.
Here is what we will do.
a little qusetionaire for you..

Team that YOU want to win___
Team that WILL win___
Team you really hate___
Death Group____
Team that will go home early___

and finally your Top 5..

Have fun, this will make for great arguments.
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louie

HEre are MY answers….

Team that YOU want to win:
MEXICO

Team that WILL win:
ARGENTINA

Team you really hate:
US (sorry guys, rivarly and i am a little bitter about last WC)
Death Group group:
group C
Team that will go home early:
GERMANY

and finally your Top 5..
Argentina
Brazil
Italy
MEXICO
SPAIN..
Martin

Want to win: Australia

Will win: Netherlands

Hate: no one at this world cup

Death Group: C

Home early: USA

Top 5:
Netherlands
Brazil
France
Italy
Portugal
Nicole

want to win: brazil

will win: germany

hate: saudi arabia, england, spain.

death group: c

home early: USA

top 5:
Brazil
Argentina
Netherlands
Italia
Germany
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