Not Everyone Loves the World Cup
You can tell we are getting dangerously close to the start of the World Cup now that groups are coming out of the woodwork to tell everyone how horrible the world’s greatest sporting event is for humanity. In South Korea, a collection of civic groups are lamenting the fact that World Cup fever has gripped their nation.
They have plans to post stickers in public spaces that say, “Doesn’t South Korea have better things to do than cheer for World Cup?”
The answer is, of course, no. Silly question.
Elsewhere, a group calling itself Women for a Football-free England has launched a website telling the world how much they despise the greatest event in the history of events. If the site looks a bit familiar too you, it is because they basically ripped it off from a group of Dutch women who are equally bent on ruining your World Cup fun.
Most disturbing is the poll which thus far shows that 37% of the men visiting the site agree that the World Cup should be stopped. Who are these guys?
Even here in Berlin, there is a small group trying to promote a football-free zone. Good luck with that one. I’m planning on stopping by their little area to sing songs in praise of Angola drunk off my ass at 4am.
In Belgium, a television channel promises some enticing alternative programming from June 9 – July 9. What is it with vibrators and the World Cup this year?
The final word goes to United Nations boss Kofi Annan who not only celebrates the fact that his homeland of Ghana made the World Cup, but also recognizes its contributions to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness:
“The fact is that the World Cup makes us green with envy,” Annan wrote in a guest editorial in Bild am Sonntag newspaper. “As the only game in the world that is played in every country and by people of every race and religion, football is one of the few institutions that is as exceptional as the United Nations.”
Take that you naysayers.
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