Live, Breathe, Sleep Footie

If you have been looking around for a new home or apartment, I have some great news for you. You can live inside of a football. That’s right, for a fairly reasonable price you can buy one of these 32-sided polygons that look like your favorite sport’s ball. Imagine the fun you’ll have when you watch the World Cup in the comfort of your own ball. The best part of all this: the homes are resistant to earthquake, typhoon, fire, and terrorist attack, and its ability to float in water makes it flood proof. The one thing we’re not sure about is if they are resistant to you kicking the wall when your team loses. If you install this in your bathroom and you have one of these in your kitchen, your life will be all set and you’ll have a grand time with the cockroaches when you survive nuclear holocaust.