That’s assuming of course that I hadn’t collected some other nickname from when I was quite young. Which is likely, given that several of the Brazil player names you’re all familiar with (Kaka, Cafu, Cicinho, Pele, etc.) were all nicknames they earned when they were kids, and given to them by children. Kaka’s name, for example, comes from the fact that his little baby nephew could never say his real name correctly and called his young uncle “kaka.” (His real name is Ricardo).

Given that fact, my name would probably be Sandrinho, since to this day many in my family call me Sandrinha (and I passed the age of being called “little Sandra” long ago).