Ghana’s Secret Venezuelan Weapon

January 3rd, 2006 | by: WC Bob | Comments Off

Here at World Cup Blog we search high and low for stories that will give you the reader the insight and knowledge you crave. Because we care about you, we wanted to let you in on a secret we have unearthed. The Ghana Football Association is set to hire a Venezuelan to help train its national team.

We’d love to tell you who this mysterious Venezuelan is but we can’t. Not because this story fails to mention his name and simply refers to him (or possibly her) as ?the Venezuelan.? But because we have learned that the person is someone who likes to shy away from the spotlight

You see, there can only possibly be one Venezuelan who can deliver oil to impoverished American cities, party with Fidel Castro, get under the skin of George W. Bush and deliver Ghana a World Cup championship, while never seeking the headlines for himself. You guessed it. The next trainer of Ghana will be none other than President Hugo Chavez.