German Players told to put down Pens

If you were eagerly anticipating the chance to read the writing of German footballers like Kevin Kuranyi here at WorldCupBlog, forget about it. It’s not that we wanted them writing for us anyway…well…we might have let them blog but team manager Olivier Bierhoff has officially banned his players from partaking in journalism during the World Cup.

Here at Blog Central, we are eagerly awaiting word on another possible ban - whether or not Italian players will be allowed to have sex during the Cup. We might not have the German team on board, but we do have a stellar staff that will deliver this breaking news to you when it happens.