Crossdress for Iran

Earlier today it was announced that Iran’s Supreme Leader has put an end to that silly notion of allowing women to attend football matches in his country. Now Iran’s leadership is taking direct aim at footballers who sport an “effeminate look,” including long hair and plucked eyebrows. We’re all in favor of anything that prevents plucked eyebrows from becoming a fashion trend in which we have to participate, but this just seems downright ridiculous.

To show our support for the women of Iran and for men everywhere who sport the effeminate look, we are going to follow the suggestion of blog reader Greg and we will wear wigs and dresses to Iran’s World Cup matches. Heck, we were going to bring them to Germany anyway, we might as well put them to good use during the games.

Imagine the shock it would cause Iran’s hardliners if they saw television images of 40,000 crossdressers watching their team play!

We call on all men, women and children to follow our lead. Crossdress for Iran! Crossdress for human rights!