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Caption: Damn its hard being a simase twin soccer player!

For the first time in football history a confused referee decided: foul on both, free kick to both.

“Kick the can” is still played in many London parks. Soccer balls instead of cans are used by today’s youth.

The Bosman ruling has impacted some players awkwardly, particularly the conjoined Johnson twins, who can now only play in two fixtures per season.

The much awaited International Three-Legged Race was made more difficult this year by the introduction of a football.

The scouting report says that Johnson’s left body is much stronger than his right.