Bud Named World Cup Beer through 2014; Beer Belly Sales to Soar
April 27th, 2006 | by: WC Bob |
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In a blow to all of humanity, FIFA announced today that Anheuser-Busch, brewers of the paint thinner piss water known as Budweiser, will continue to be its partner through the 2014 World Cup. FIFA President Sepp Blatter offers the most depressing quote we’ve seen in a long time: “This deal means that by 2014 Budweiser will have been the official beer at eight consecutive FIFA World Cups.” Despite this sobering news that has left us thinking that we should altogether retire from this World Cup blogging bizness, we will take one for the team and continue on as we suckle real beer from the mother of all inventions, the Beer Belly.
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Greg
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