Big Question: Who is the Ugliest World Cup Player?

March 30th, 2006 | by: WC Bob |

Yesterday we took a walk down memory lane by looking at some of the worst World Cup haircuts. Today we tackle another hard hitting subject: which player(s) from this year’s World Cup will make it onto the much coveted All-Time Ugly World Cup Starting XI? Our immediate thought is that Oliver Kahn needs to receive a lifetime achievement award in this category, but we are a bit biased that way. So go ahead and help us answer this question by leaving your comments. If we get enough nominees, we might even put together an all-ugly team preview during the next few weeks.

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nate

Rio Ferdinand!!!!!
PeterG

Jeff Agoos.
http://trinidadtobago.worldcupblog.org smi

Dwight Yorke. The man is a great football player. But…
http://www.obzokee.com/ Jumbie

Yorke? you have to be mad.. take a close look at Crouch if you brave enough…he’s related to medusa. That fella in ah class of his own.. can you say baa baa
Nick

Well, amongst still-active players, I would start with Ronaldinho …add Jaap Stam to that add Wayne Rooney add Puyol add Gravesen add Makaay…
Luis

Man…seems to be a shortage of topics to write about. :-) I would say Ronaldinho. With his pay checks you’d think he would get some dental work done.
Luis

Oh and how about Carlitos Tevez? Not the nicest profile on the pitch.
Euler

Tevez is from that nightmare movie!!!

Ronaldinho is the chupacabra!
Euler

Oliver Kahn!!! Oh the humanity!!!!
http://www.bensefels.de Bense

I’d say if it comes to Kahn, this depends. Sometimes he looks like the proof there have been Neanderthals, sometimes he looks like a stud. Depends on the haircut, the shorter the hair is, the more human he looks like.

If it is for the most ugly player right now, I’d say Totti and the Shrek-lookalike frm Manchester comes quite close.
http://pixteca.com pixteca

Cuauhtemoc Blanco is not only ugly on the outside, he is uglier as a person…
OPKO

Schweinsteiger
http://footiegirl.blogspot.com Jen

I’d add Gary Neville to the list. What *is* it with the Man United players, anyway?

Oh, and Didier Drogba. I have many reasons to hate him, but the fug is definitely one of them.
http://czechrepublic.worldcupblog.org wendy

Carles Puyol, hands down.
http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-cup-2006/big-question-which-teams-have-the-most-potent-offenses.html Pedro P

I’ve been waiting to see what the lady bloggers have to say…

Looking at the link image, it remind me that it has to be difficult for Reiziger to drive a motorbyke. What if he opens his mouth??? Would the byke stop? Would he fall?
football freak

ronaldo!!!
Niko Lay

Ronaldihno, alto trifon ivanov is hell of an ugly pig
Bog

Juan Pablo Sorin, deffo
Kruman

Materazzi without a doubt.

There is asaying better, “An ugly face is still better than an ugly heart.”

Materazzi’s acts were the ugliest of all. I hope he can refrom and become a good person.
Disco

Ribery of France has got to be a shout!!!
Disco

Have you’s heard of a guy called ROSS MOONEY who plays for Scotland? talk about ugly, he’s got teeth like a burnt fence and a face like someones who’s face was on fire and put out with a golf shoe
Disco

Have you guys looked up ROSS MOONEY yet? Hes definetely deformed, he looks like Sloth from the Gooneys love child but with squintier eyes and a lumpier head
http://unitedkingdom Rossko

The word on the street is that the ugliest player in Scotland is a guy called Davey “tevez” Hyndman.Now this guy could chew an apple through a letter box.In fact think Luke Chadwick but 100 times worse
http://unitedkingdom Rossko

What about the boy HYNDMAN though.I am sure that Gollum from lord of the rings is his clone,although gollum got the looks and davey got the brains(lucky guy)
http://www.wwe.com sarah

either wayne rooney or ronaldinho there both ugly bastards but great footballers and peter crouch is ugly too and christiano ronaldo is uglt too only joking he is SEXY!!!!!!!!
http://www.wwe.com sarah

I LOVE STEVEN GERARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SO SO SO SO SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WCFan

What do you get if you mix Frank Rijkaard’s thick dreadlocks with Ronaldo’s reverse Sven tuft? You get Loco of Angola.
http://no JuJu

CARLITOS TEVES LOOK HIS A** UP RIGHT NOT LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS LIKE COUNT COKEULA HAD SEX WITH A 2 CENT PROSTY. JESUS F***ing CHRIST OMG!
zahantiny

i think tha ugliest player is les coart of everton
dick advocat

wayne rooney and franck ribery… if it was possible to combine their faces it would look like somebody tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver
Amo

M U N T A R I has to be the worlds ugliest man nevermind footballer! Just look at the state of his face! in a way its a blessing he is good at football because he is certainly struggling in the looks department
sash

i think wayne rooney is the ugliest player in the world.
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rooney