Big Question: Who is the Ugliest World Cup Player?

March 30th, 2006 | by: WC Bob |

Yesterday we took a walk down memory lane by looking at some of the worst World Cup haircuts. Today we tackle another hard hitting subject: which player(s) from this year’s World Cup will make it onto the much coveted All-Time Ugly World Cup Starting XI? Our immediate thought is that Oliver Kahn needs to receive a lifetime achievement award in this category, but we are a bit biased that way. So go ahead and help us answer this question by leaving your comments. If we get enough nominees, we might even put together an all-ugly team preview during the next few weeks.

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By Euler | March 30th, 2006 at 9:59 am

Oliver Kahn!!! Oh the humanity!!!!

By Bense | March 30th, 2006 at 10:29 am

I’d say if it comes to Kahn, this depends. Sometimes he looks like the proof there have been Neanderthals, sometimes he looks like a stud. Depends on the haircut, the shorter the hair is, the more human he looks like.

If it is for the most ugly player right now, I’d say Totti and the Shrek-lookalike frm Manchester comes quite close.

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By pixteca | March 30th, 2006 at 11:12 am

Cuauhtemoc Blanco is not only ugly on the outside, he is uglier as a person…

Posted from Mexico

By OPKO | March 30th, 2006 at 2:18 pm

Schweinsteiger

Posted from Canada

By Jen | March 30th, 2006 at 2:23 pm

I’d add Gary Neville to the list. What *is* it with the Man United players, anyway?

Oh, and Didier Drogba. I have many reasons to hate him, but the fug is definitely one of them.

Posted from Canada

By wendy | March 30th, 2006 at 3:47 pm

Carles Puyol, hands down.

Posted from United States

By Pedro P | March 30th, 2006 at 7:44 pm

I’ve been waiting to see what the lady bloggers have to say…

Looking at the link image, it remind me that it has to be difficult for Reiziger to drive a motorbyke. What if he opens his mouth??? Would the byke stop? Would he fall?

By football freak | May 21st, 2006 at 8:18 am

ronaldo!!!

Posted from Bangladesh

By Niko Lay | June 19th, 2006 at 4:51 pm

Ronaldihno, alto trifon ivanov is hell of an ugly pig

Posted from Bulgaria

By Bog | July 14th, 2006 at 10:00 am

Juan Pablo Sorin, deffo

Posted from Australia

By Kruman | July 14th, 2006 at 10:55 am

Materazzi without a doubt.

There is asaying better, “An ugly face is still better than an ugly heart.”

Materazzi’s acts were the ugliest of all. I hope he can refrom and become a good person.

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By Disco | July 19th, 2006 at 5:13 pm

Ribery of France has got to be a shout!!!

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By Disco | July 19th, 2006 at 5:16 pm

Have you’s heard of a guy called ROSS MOONEY who plays for Scotland? talk about ugly, he’s got teeth like a burnt fence and a face like someones who’s face was on fire and put out with a golf shoe

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By Disco | July 19th, 2006 at 10:59 pm

Have you guys looked up ROSS MOONEY yet? Hes definetely deformed, he looks like Sloth from the Gooneys love child but with squintier eyes and a lumpier head

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By Rossko | July 19th, 2006 at 11:01 pm

The word on the street is that the ugliest player in Scotland is a guy called Davey “tevez” Hyndman.Now this guy could chew an apple through a letter box.In fact think Luke Chadwick but 100 times worse

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By Rossko | July 19th, 2006 at 11:07 pm

What about the boy HYNDMAN though.I am sure that Gollum from lord of the rings is his clone,although gollum got the looks and davey got the brains(lucky guy)

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By sarah | February 23rd, 2007 at 12:19 pm

either wayne rooney or ronaldinho there both ugly bastards but great footballers and peter crouch is ugly too and christiano ronaldo is uglt too only joking he is SEXY!!!!!!!!

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By sarah | February 23rd, 2007 at 12:20 pm

I LOVE STEVEN GERARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SO SO SO SO SO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted from Ireland

By WCFan | April 13th, 2007 at 4:51 am

What do you get if you mix Frank Rijkaard’s thick dreadlocks with Ronaldo’s reverse Sven tuft? You get Loco of Angola.

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By JuJu | April 13th, 2007 at 8:58 pm

CARLITOS TEVES LOOK HIS A** UP RIGHT NOT LOOK AT HIM HE LOOKS LIKE COUNT COKEULA HAD SEX WITH A 2 CENT PROSTY. JESUS F***ing CHRIST OMG!

By zahantiny | April 21st, 2007 at 1:02 am

i think tha ugliest player is les coart of everton

By dick advocat | May 17th, 2007 at 4:29 pm

wayne rooney and franck ribery… if it was possible to combine their faces it would look like somebody tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver

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By Amo | May 30th, 2007 at 10:48 am

M U N T A R I has to be the worlds ugliest man nevermind footballer! Just look at the state of his face! in a way its a blessing he is good at football because he is certainly struggling in the looks department

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By sash | January 22nd, 2008 at 4:35 pm

i think wayne rooney is the ugliest player in the world.

Posted from Islamic Republic Of Iran