Because we haven’t blogged about Robbie Williams in 16 days

By now you know that former boy band brat Robbie Williams considers football to be his mistress. Well today we learn that Williams has bought his mistress a £5million home in Los Angeles. Williams has forked over this money so that he could have a place with enough space to play football and prepare for the upcoming celebrity World Cup charity event.

The article doesn’t mention whose house he bought, but World Cup Blog has learned that he will be moving into Germany coach Jurgen Klinsmann’s home. Klinsmann, who is on the hot seat because his team really sucks and because he telecommutes to work from California, might also take part in the celebrity World Cup since he very well could have a lot of free time this entire summer.

Neighbors are reportedly relieved that Williams is moving in. One neighbor, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said: “I never liked that German guy anyway. Between his loud dogs and the porous backline of his team, he really gave this neighborhood a bad name.”