Angola Might Turn to Mourinho for Help

Of all the coaching rumors that have crossed our desks during the past couple of months this is the one that has caught us most by surprise. Angola have evidently asked Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho to help with their World Cup preparations: “He will be asked to assist coach Luis Goncalves de Oliveira, providing input on coaching methods and helping with the man-management and psychological preparation of the players.” It’s not clear if Chelsea will let Mourinho employ his psychological preparation tactics for another team or if the proud Portuguese coach would even want to help a team that will be squaring off against his homeland in the first round.

For us, the mere thought of Mourinho helping Angola is like two worlds colliding. Angola is our sentimental team this summer. They represent all that is right in this world. Mourinho is our definition of the Dark Side. Undoubtedly he would be able to help Angola because he is a good coach, but he is also a world-class jackass.

This is turning out to be quite the day for Group D. We’ve learned that Iran have a bigamy problem and now this. Portugal and Mexico fans should be forewarned. Your bizarre news stories are coming next.

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