Abstinencewatch™: World Cup Improves German Sex Lives
While players on teams like Ukraine and Costa Rica are forced to remain abstinent during the World Cup, the excitement of the competition is improving the sex lives of fans in Germany. That is according to the German newspaper Bild which published a poll on Saturday that 70 percent of Germans are more likely to have sex after watching a World Cup match.
Perhaps the quote of the tournament comes from sex psychologist Konrad W. Sprai who says: “The sweaty players excite the ladies and the man in the house will already be sweating because of the football excitement. What a cocktail for loving!”
Pity those poor players from Ukraine. All that sweat and still no cocktail.
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By mooser | June 19th, 2006 at 2:36 am 
Fuck yeah i wanna go ro germany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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United States
By mooser | June 19th, 2006 at 2:37 am yeah i wanna go to Germany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By Trent | June 19th, 2006 at 3:00 am (1) A “cocktail for loving” beats the “ache down below” every time.
(2) mooser wants to go to Germany.
By dietmar | June 19th, 2006 at 4:07 am someone please send me a ticket!
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By Homer | June 19th, 2006 at 4:13 am those chics r hott!!!
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Australia
By heman | June 19th, 2006 at 8:33 am Sad, all flights sold out to Germany until WC! much worse,my attempts to get my lady watch the game have made her think all the more it is a men’s affair!
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India
By jack | June 19th, 2006 at 8:36 am wow! germany i would like to start a blog for the people who have sex after watchin the matches. do you try something new????
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By Norbert | June 19th, 2006 at 9:01 am You would like to start a blog for the people who have sex after watchin the matches, Jack? Then, let’s start it. o;
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Germany
By jack | June 19th, 2006 at 12:16 pm hey norbert, think of name for the blog
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By Dave Hamilton | June 19th, 2006 at 1:58 pm ROTFLMAO! I haven’t found a woman in 23 years in Germany who has any “Lust” or “lust” at all. Like rolling in the hay with a dead fish.
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