Abstinencewatch™: World Cup Improves German Sex Lives

June 19th, 2006 | by: WC Bob |

While players on teams like Ukraine and Costa Rica are forced to remain abstinent during the World Cup, the excitement of the competition is improving the sex lives of fans in Germany. That is according to the German newspaper Bild which published a poll on Saturday that 70 percent of Germans are more likely to have sex after watching a World Cup match.

Perhaps the quote of the tournament comes from sex psychologist Konrad W. Sprai who says: “The sweaty players excite the ladies and the man in the house will already be sweating because of the football excitement. What a cocktail for loving!”

Pity those poor players from Ukraine. All that sweat and still no cocktail.

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http://www.myspace.com mooser

Fuck yeah i wanna go ro germany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.myspace.com mooser

yeah i wanna go to Germany!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://ecuador.worldcupblog.org/ Trent

(1) A “cocktail for loving” beats the “ache down below” every time.

(2) mooser wants to go to Germany.
dietmar

someone please send me a ticket!
Homer

those chics r hott!!!
heman

Sad, all flights sold out to Germany until WC! much worse,my attempts to get my lady watch the game have made her think all the more it is a men’s affair!
http://www.atmysports.com jack

wow! germany i would like to start a blog for the people who have sex after watchin the matches. do you try something new????
http://www.fussballwmblog.de/ Norbert

You would like to start a blog for the people who have sex after watchin the matches, Jack? Then, let’s start it. o;
http://www.atmysports.com jack

hey norbert, think of name for the blog
Dave Hamilton

ROTFLMAO! I haven’t found a woman in 23 years in Germany who has any “Lust” or “lust” at all. Like rolling in the hay with a dead fish.