Abstinencewatch™: World Cup Improves German Sex Lives
While players on teams like Ukraine and Costa Rica are forced to remain abstinent during the World Cup, the excitement of the competition is improving the sex lives of fans in Germany. That is according to the German newspaper Bild which published a poll on Saturday that 70 percent of Germans are more likely to have sex after watching a World Cup match.
Perhaps the quote of the tournament comes from sex psychologist Konrad W. Sprai who says: “The sweaty players excite the ladies and the man in the house will already be sweating because of the football excitement. What a cocktail for loving!”
Pity those poor players from Ukraine. All that sweat and still no cocktail.