Hooliganwatch™: “Tell the English fans we are coming to Germany to hunt them down”
If you like fighting it out with knives, axes, truncheons and your fists, then some hooligans in Poland want to get to know you in Germany during the World Cup. Polish hooligans are making their final preparations for the fun this summer even going so far as to try to organize “hooligan leagues” and pre-arranged fights with traveling England fans. Heck, even if stupidity, violence and being a jackass isn’t your thing, these guys still want to make your acquaintance.
Here are some charming thoughts from a 29-year-old bent on destruction:
“We will come together for our national cause,” he said of the World Cup. “We think only of beating the ‘hools’ from Germany first — because we hate them — and the ones from England because they have the reputation of being the best hools, because they invented it. If we beat them we will be considered the best.”
He added: “If the English do not want to fight we will go looking for them and steal their flags, their scarves and their colours. And then we will burn them.”
Here’s hoping that the Polish police pay a visit to that guy’s house before he starts World War Three with a burnt scarf.
Meanwhile, the Polish idiots will be disappointed to learn that more than 3,000 English idiots have been banned from traveling to Germany and won’t be allowed to take part in any of their reindeer games.
They also will be bummed to read that the Czech Republic is starting to get tough on crime and that the German police are going to be all business during the World Cup.
As you can see, it has been a busy week at Hooliganwatch™ headquarters, a sure sign that either the World Cup is aproaching or that the apocalypse is coming. The two events may not be mutually exclusive.
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By chelsea headhunter | June 19th, 2006 at 7:26 pm 
fuck you polish cunts! every fucker knows us english run the fuckin show. also why dont u all fuck off back home from england. actually u lot might as well stay and do all our shit jobs know fucker else will do for about £2.00p/h.
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United Kingdom
By Tribe’s Blog » Blog Archive » Scarf burning | June 20th, 2006 at 8:23 pm [...] It seems that this time around, it’s been the Poles who have brought with the most violent element during a relatively subdued tournament in terms of hooliganism. Indeed, one was quoted: “We will come together for our national cause,” he said of the World Cup. “We think only of beating the ‘hools’ from Germany first — because we hate them — and the ones from England because they have the reputation of being the best hools, because they invented it. If we beat them we will be considered the best.” [...]
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United States
By english fan | June 24th, 2006 at 8:16 pm As white men we are facing the biggest struggle in our race’s history. As white men we need to unite under one banner and stick together. If we dont, we will all become extinct. Polish, English, German, Swedish etc. We are all white and have common ancestors and should stick together just like the blacks and arabs do. You will never see people from other races fighting amongst each other when the situation is racial. Look around, my Polish, German ans Dutch brothers. What do you see. You see a mighty powerful and noble race being bred out by non-whites. Do you want to be a minority in your own country. Of course not. So lets unite for the race war then we can fight each other all we want but for now. PLEASE. your RACE needs you more than your country..
Most English hooligans have been banned from Germany. The only English fans over there are family, men and journalists. The Police ban Englishmen because they know we are patriotic, pround and in a class of our own. If the real English lads were in Germany now. You would see what a true riot looks like. ENGLISH hooligans are the bravest, strongest and most feared hooligans in the world. They fight anyone even whilst outnumbered and always win. Its in their blood. They are all descended from warriors of olde Englande. THESE COLOURS NEVER RUN. RULE BRITANNIA.
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By Chris | June 24th, 2006 at 9:29 pm That was beautiful, lol. I do agree about the race thing also, but just remember those of you who choose to carry out these ideas, i have found that some other races, on occassions can be very friendly and sometimes more so than our white brothers, always think before you act. omg that last post was brilliant filled me with pure english adrenaline.
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By J | June 26th, 2006 at 7:48 pm i am curious as to what started the trouble the other day in stuttgart. All it looked like were a bunch of krauts and brits throwing lawn chairs at each other. they made a big deal out of it on CNN here in the states.
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By Triglaw | June 27th, 2006 at 3:49 pm hi, pixi
greetings to denmark.
why do you have an own flag? denmark is a part of germany, isn’t
it? DK (deutsch-kongo)?
However. See You
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Germany
By Johan | July 4th, 2006 at 12:59 pm Poles Can’t fight. I dare you to come to Den Haag or Royyerdam or Amsterdam. Ugly Poles leave on stretchers
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By Johan | July 4th, 2006 at 1:03 pm I also agree with English Fan. As a Christian, I hope Europe returns to its Christian heritage and throws out all Muslims. They are evil and want to take over Christendom and implemeny Sharia. F/uck all Muslims!!!!!!
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By jake | July 9th, 2006 at 11:35 pm I just hope them poles get a match with USA an lose, them yanks need a good kicking
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By gangsta | July 21st, 2006 at 1:28 pm english fans are off there rocker NO1 will have anychance of beating us we are an always will b known for the best hooligans in the world and we are not ever gonna let another country beat us. england till i die poland have no chance they mite aswell quite now
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By gangsta | July 21st, 2006 at 1:42 pm theres no need for racism the polish are racist so are the germans so are some english white pople jus cant take the fact that ALL of us shud b equal we shud b judged onli on wat 1 person does not the whole race ull find out that most coloured people are genuinly nice people theres onli a minority of same as white some of them are just as bad as coloured people sometimes even worse look at the majority or rapists and peadofiles what colour are they? mainly white so that means i have the right to judge evry white person cus of there actions? i dnt think so u need to think about other things in life excpet bein racist its not good an not brave. i think whit people who are racist need to think wat coloured people actuallly do for them for example wat colour are most doctors? do u eat a takeout? things like these white people dnt seem to see a asian or black man may have saved a part of your familys life and u want to critise them and despise them cus of there colour u lot need to come to the real world and face it that coloured people are neva gna dissapear instead of slatin us think what we have had to go through im mixed race (black an white) and have people called me a nigga and a black bastard but i dont let it botha me. anywayz english hooligans are the best the polls are a bunch of pussys a need to stop runnin there lip cus they ent neva gna beat us english
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By buuurrrp... | November 4th, 2006 at 6:32 am wot a fuckin load o bollox
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Poland
By natalie | November 24th, 2006 at 9:01 am I’m ashamed of all of you who agree with racism. Have you heard yourselves! Stupid, immature little boys n girls who dunno what you’re on about as long as you sound big and clever. Johan; what a great christian you make! you make me sick! Didn’t Jesus say ‘love thy neighbour’, not, as you so eloquently put it ‘fuck all muslims’? If you go to heaven for what you’ve said then God is no God of mine. Muslims aren’t evil, that’s just you getting all defensive about 9/11! Have you not been watching the war in Iraq where normal muslims are being blown up because they (this may shock you) don’t want to kill us by the extreme muslims? For an American who seems so defensive for his country i’m suprised you didn’t pick up on it. And as for all of you thinking it’s so fantastic to be ‘the best hool’, you are all sad pathetic bullies with nothing better to do with your time then to make other people miserable. I’m ashamed of all of you.
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By hightown | December 8th, 2006 at 3:43 pm We are England
Super England
No-one likes us we don’t care
We are England
Super England
We are England from the Isles.
No Surrender!
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By Lee | April 25th, 2007 at 8:30 am I think it is time someone who makes a statement on these pages makes some sense.
It looks like it will have to be me. So be it!
First of all, no race colour or religion is superior above another That’s fact number one!
Secondly, there seems to be a mis-understanding with the english people about their identity. It appears that the english harbour a real dislike of germans. We must remember that the English descend from the germans through the arrival of the Angles and Saxons in the fifth century AD. It is the germans who gave England it’s name (old english) ‘engla land’.
The part of briton which is now ‘England’ was because of the large number of germanic tribes and danish vikings which settled in this land. Danish vikings share the same genetic code as the Germans, so that means that english people have a very strong germanic/scandinavian anchestry.
Further more, I find that in general; English and German people are pleasant and friendly people who have respect and value for others, apart from the few hooligans that tarnish each person’s identity.
The whole debate of who is the best hooligan from some polish bigots on this site shows us all that these few are narrow minded, insecure, weak and immature individuals.
‘RACISM IS THE DISEASE OF THE WORLD’
HOOLIGANISM = WEAKNESS – FACT!
By even james | August 7th, 2007 at 2:29 pm english are wankers
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By whybothermate | August 27th, 2007 at 12:19 pm Hey Lee from Oz (posted April 25th 07) Nice history lesson…
So the tribes of the world live on and continue to go to war, the natural instinct of survival of the fittest, the challange that keeps man going…all based around soccer!
All very intelligent mind you!
Where’s my scarfe??
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Australia
By spencer | November 19th, 2007 at 3:03 pm am sick of the fucking pollish send bk home
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By pietras | December 18th, 2007 at 4:54 pm fuck me what a load of shit is posted on this site .
Lets get one thing straight, are there any ultras in England, fuck no ! England has to be one of the shittest and most boring places to watch football in. No fucking singing, piro, banners, flags etc…. what a joke, absolutley no passion from your fans or hoolies.
Every country laughs at England, lets take a look at the last England game against Croatia, 7thousand Croatians outsung 83,000 English in one of the most important games in your history…. talk about SHIT fans.
All you hear nowadays is how English pussyholes get stabbed all over Europe, only dogs like you get stabbed.
I can recall a famous English hoolie quoting that Eastern Europe is one nasty place, just take a look at Danny Dyers travels, he acknowledges that England is nothing compared to some places in Europe
cut the bullshit lads, because your living in a fantasy
NO RESPECT !! The whole of Europe laughs at you
Regards
POLSKA !!!!!!!!
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By dombas | February 20th, 2008 at 5:11 pm jebane angielskie pedaly, jedno wam powiem… przejmujemy wasz kraj! ŁKS ŁÓDŹ HOOLIGANS. jesteście zerem.
By dombas | February 20th, 2008 at 5:13 pm hey english cunts! this is our country now! long live Poland!
By Pietras | February 28th, 2008 at 6:16 pm JEBAC ANGOLI !!!!!!!!
Odwety beda za wszystkie ataki na naszych rodakow
Tylko Polska
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By eKo | April 10th, 2008 at 3:53 am Well congratulations morons, best way -> kill yourself each other.
Maybe one day I’ll wake up in place where I will biuld a house and live without mentals on the streets.
ps. “przejmujemy wasz kraj!”, narazie mozesz przejac grabienie trawnika u mnie co najwyzej z takim ‘umyslem’. Zaplace Ci nawet £7 p/h.
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By dombas | April 14th, 2008 at 7:17 pm ja zarabiam 12 na godzinę… więc trawnik zostaw swojemu angielskiemu kochankowi, za gałeczkę pewnie nie będzie narzekał i ci go zagrabi. po chuj sie odzywasz w ogóle? zabolało, że inni mają inne poglądy niż ty cioto?
By Pietras | April 21st, 2008 at 3:49 pm Dobrze napisane Dombas.
Niestety eKo chyba nie zrozumial poprzednie posty. Przeczytaj pizdochlascie i pozniej sie odezwij dobra. Nie widzisz co sie dzieje z naszymi rodakami w Wielkiej Brytani, zamiast razem sie trzymac to takie choje jak ty powoduj spory.
Polska na zawsze
Hools for life
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