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Hooliganwatch™: “Tell the English fans we are coming to Germany to hunt them down”

   

If you like fighting it out with knives, axes, truncheons and your fists, then some hooligans in Poland want to get to know you in Germany during the World Cup. Polish hooligans are making their final preparations for the fun this summer even going so far as to try to organize “hooligan leagues” and pre-arranged fights with traveling England fans. Heck, even if stupidity, violence and being a jackass isn’t your thing, these guys still want to make your acquaintance.

Here are some charming thoughts from a 29-year-old bent on destruction:

“We will come together for our national cause,” he said of the World Cup. “We think only of beating the ‘hools’ from Germany first — because we hate them — and the ones from England because they have the reputation of being the best hools, because they invented it. If we beat them we will be considered the best.”

He added: “If the English do not want to fight we will go looking for them and steal their flags, their scarves and their colours. And then we will burn them.”

Here’s hoping that the Polish police pay a visit to that guy’s house before he starts World War Three with a burnt scarf.

Meanwhile, the Polish idiots will be disappointed to learn that more than 3,000 English idiots have been banned from traveling to Germany and won’t be allowed to take part in any of their reindeer games.

They also will be bummed to read that the Czech Republic is starting to get tough on crime and that the German police are going to be all business during the World Cup.

As you can see, it has been a busy week at Hooliganwatch™ headquarters, a sure sign that either the World Cup is aproaching or that the apocalypse is coming. The two events may not be mutually exclusive.


  • http://ecuador.worldcupblog.org/ Trent

    I can’t wait until Poland releases its final World Cup Hooligan roster. If they put Wachowiak at left truncheon, I’ll just die.

  • POLSKA

    I know that i will contibute my mark on woopin some ass

  • kapcro

    Oh,Jeseus my sides are aching. Did that guy say they’ll be the best hools or the best fools. Literally can’t type because of the laughing. Well, if you’re going to thump someone, you might as well hate them first. They’re going to take the english scarves, oh my, sounds serious. At least they’ll leave them their noisemakers. Ok you topped the chainsaw one, Bob. What exactly is the national cause? Competitive hooliganism, these boys are truely aiming high. Wonder if it might become an Olympic event. HOL-howl out loud! Lordy, Lordy set the dogs loose on those guys. Gotta go I just wet myself.

  • Nick

    I hope the english hooligans dont hear about this.

  • http://www.worldcupblog.org/friendlies/poland-and-mexico-kick-off-a-month-filled-with-friendlies.html Poland and Mexico Kick Off a Month Filled with Friendlies – FIFA World Cup 2006 – World Cup 2006 Blog

    [...] The month of May ushers in an onslaught of friendlies as World Cup teams begin their final preparations for Germany. Today’s featured game is Poland against Lithuania at 20:00 GMT, a match that should help Poland coach Pawel Janas make his final roster decisions. It should also help the Polish hooligans get into head kicking shape before the apocalypse begins. Unfortunately I haven’t been able to track down an online stream for this game so I’ll be checking in with live score from time to time unless one of you is kind enough to post a link to a video stream. [...]

  • http://www.arkowcy.pl Filip

    Polish hooligans are the best in the world and some hooligans from Gdynia and Poznan destroy f****** english german and dutch fans.F*** england france and germany

  • nss

    fuck off you polish pricks

  • evertonian

    I was just wondering, if Turkey had qualified, how likely would it have been that their fans would have caused trouble? Is there a big Turkish population in Turkey?

  • evertonian

    Sorry, I meant to ask if there is a big Turkish population in Germany.

  • Chris

    Ha ha u fuckin polls, you are new to the hooligan game so i suppose we can go lightly and not rip the shit out of you too much (on this blog). WARNING if you come to germany talking your shit to our hooligans, you are going to get fucked, obviously none of you know the real english hooligans because
    the only ones that are going to give us a a bit of fun is the dutch and the germans as always, see ya boys :) you polish poofs are pissing in the wind if you think you can contend with us.

  • Pat

    DLA POLSKI!!! Polish Hool’s rule! were gonna fuckin beat the crap outta the damn brits and germans! Polish hools are the best!

  • lee

    known english hooligans cannot travel to germany and other british fans are not allowed to stay for long, and there is gonna be a lot of police, sooo i dont think the pussy polish are gonna get their fight.

  • lee

    btw british hooligans are the best in the world, if we were all comming you wouldnt have a chance. The germans are the only ones that are in the same league as us, so they can fuck you up instead, ‘coming to hunt them down’ LMAO, no chance.

  • edo

    There is huge population of turks in Germany. You just have to watch eurovision each year germany gives 12 points to Turky> I think there is few milion of Turks living in Germany.

  • edo

    1.8 mil to be exact

  • Millwall

    Opps looks like the Poles may be going home early anyway. Poles are typical of so many before them big at home crap away . The real pole fans know the truth.

    Attacking us in the park etc in Warsaw . How many made it to Wembley and old trafford and were left alone . England big away welcoming at home.

  • http://www.devilsupport.webbyen.dk Pixi

    Bye, bye polish shit!

  • chelsea headhunter

    fuck you polish cunts! every fucker knows us english run the fuckin show. also why dont u all fuck off back home from england. actually u lot might as well stay and do all our shit jobs know fucker else will do for about £2.00p/h.

  • http://tribe.textdriven.com/blog/2006/06/20/scarf-burning/ Tribe’s Blog » Blog Archive » Scarf burning

    [...] It seems that this time around, it’s been the Poles who have brought with the most violent element during a relatively subdued tournament in terms of hooliganism. Indeed, one was quoted: “We will come together for our national cause,” he said of the World Cup. “We think only of beating the ‘hools’ from Germany first — because we hate them — and the ones from England because they have the reputation of being the best hools, because they invented it. If we beat them we will be considered the best.” [...]

  • english fan

    As white men we are facing the biggest struggle in our race’s history. As white men we need to unite under one banner and stick together. If we dont, we will all become extinct. Polish, English, German, Swedish etc. We are all white and have common ancestors and should stick together just like the blacks and arabs do. You will never see people from other races fighting amongst each other when the situation is racial. Look around, my Polish, German ans Dutch brothers. What do you see. You see a mighty powerful and noble race being bred out by non-whites. Do you want to be a minority in your own country. Of course not. So lets unite for the race war then we can fight each other all we want but for now. PLEASE. your RACE needs you more than your country..

    Most English hooligans have been banned from Germany. The only English fans over there are family, men and journalists. The Police ban Englishmen because they know we are patriotic, pround and in a class of our own. If the real English lads were in Germany now. You would see what a true riot looks like. ENGLISH hooligans are the bravest, strongest and most feared hooligans in the world. They fight anyone even whilst outnumbered and always win. Its in their blood. They are all descended from warriors of olde Englande. THESE COLOURS NEVER RUN. RULE BRITANNIA.

  • Chris

    That was beautiful, lol. I do agree about the race thing also, but just remember those of you who choose to carry out these ideas, i have found that some other races, on occassions can be very friendly and sometimes more so than our white brothers, always think before you act. omg that last post was brilliant filled me with pure english adrenaline.

  • J

    i am curious as to what started the trouble the other day in stuttgart. All it looked like were a bunch of krauts and brits throwing lawn chairs at each other. they made a big deal out of it on CNN here in the states.

  • Triglaw

    hi, pixi
    greetings to denmark.
    why do you have an own flag? denmark is a part of germany, isn’t
    it? DK (deutsch-kongo)?

    However. See You

  • Johan

    Poles Can’t fight. I dare you to come to Den Haag or Royyerdam or Amsterdam. Ugly Poles leave on stretchers

  • Johan

    I also agree with English Fan. As a Christian, I hope Europe returns to its Christian heritage and throws out all Muslims. They are evil and want to take over Christendom and implemeny Sharia. F/uck all Muslims!!!!!!

  • jake

    I just hope them poles get a match with USA an lose, them yanks need a good kicking

  • http://dunno gangsta

    english fans are off there rocker NO1 will have anychance of beating us we are an always will b known for the best hooligans in the world and we are not ever gonna let another country beat us. england till i die poland have no chance they mite aswell quite now

  • http://dunno gangsta

    theres no need for racism the polish are racist so are the germans so are some english white pople jus cant take the fact that ALL of us shud b equal we shud b judged onli on wat 1 person does not the whole race ull find out that most coloured people are genuinly nice people theres onli a minority of same as white some of them are just as bad as coloured people sometimes even worse look at the majority or rapists and peadofiles what colour are they? mainly white so that means i have the right to judge evry white person cus of there actions? i dnt think so u need to think about other things in life excpet bein racist its not good an not brave. i think whit people who are racist need to think wat coloured people actuallly do for them for example wat colour are most doctors? do u eat a takeout? things like these white people dnt seem to see a asian or black man may have saved a part of your familys life and u want to critise them and despise them cus of there colour u lot need to come to the real world and face it that coloured people are neva gna dissapear instead of slatin us think what we have had to go through im mixed race (black an white) and have people called me a nigga and a black bastard but i dont let it botha me. anywayz english hooligans are the best the polls are a bunch of pussys a need to stop runnin there lip cus they ent neva gna beat us english

  • buuurrrp…

    wot a fuckin load o bollox

  • natalie

    I’m ashamed of all of you who agree with racism. Have you heard yourselves! Stupid, immature little boys n girls who dunno what you’re on about as long as you sound big and clever. Johan; what a great christian you make! you make me sick! Didn’t Jesus say ‘love thy neighbour’, not, as you so eloquently put it ‘fuck all muslims’? If you go to heaven for what you’ve said then God is no God of mine. Muslims aren’t evil, that’s just you getting all defensive about 9/11! Have you not been watching the war in Iraq where normal muslims are being blown up because they (this may shock you) don’t want to kill us by the extreme muslims? For an American who seems so defensive for his country i’m suprised you didn’t pick up on it. And as for all of you thinking it’s so fantastic to be ‘the best hool’, you are all sad pathetic bullies with nothing better to do with your time then to make other people miserable. I’m ashamed of all of you.

  • hightown

    We are England
    Super England
    No-one likes us we don’t care
    We are England
    Super England
    We are England from the Isles.

    No Surrender!

  • Lee

    I think it is time someone who makes a statement on these pages makes some sense.
    It looks like it will have to be me. So be it!
    First of all, no race colour or religion is superior above another That’s fact number one!
    Secondly, there seems to be a mis-understanding with the english people about their identity. It appears that the english harbour a real dislike of germans. We must remember that the English descend from the germans through the arrival of the Angles and Saxons in the fifth century AD. It is the germans who gave England it’s name (old english) ‘engla land’.
    The part of briton which is now ‘England’ was because of the large number of germanic tribes and danish vikings which settled in this land. Danish vikings share the same genetic code as the Germans, so that means that english people have a very strong germanic/scandinavian anchestry.
    Further more, I find that in general; English and German people are pleasant and friendly people who have respect and value for others, apart from the few hooligans that tarnish each person’s identity.

    The whole debate of who is the best hooligan from some polish bigots on this site shows us all that these few are narrow minded, insecure, weak and immature individuals.

    ‘RACISM IS THE DISEASE OF THE WORLD’

    HOOLIGANISM = WEAKNESS – FACT!

  • even james

    english are wankers

  • whybothermate

    Hey Lee from Oz (posted April 25th 07) Nice history lesson…

    So the tribes of the world live on and continue to go to war, the natural instinct of survival of the fittest, the challange that keeps man going…all based around soccer!

    All very intelligent mind you!

    Where’s my scarfe??

  • spencer

    am sick of the fucking pollish send bk home

  • pietras

    fuck me what a load of shit is posted on this site .

    Lets get one thing straight, are there any ultras in England, fuck no ! England has to be one of the shittest and most boring places to watch football in. No fucking singing, piro, banners, flags etc…. what a joke, absolutley no passion from your fans or hoolies.
    Every country laughs at England, lets take a look at the last England game against Croatia, 7thousand Croatians outsung 83,000 English in one of the most important games in your history…. talk about SHIT fans.

    All you hear nowadays is how English pussyholes get stabbed all over Europe, only dogs like you get stabbed.
    I can recall a famous English hoolie quoting that Eastern Europe is one nasty place, just take a look at Danny Dyers travels, he acknowledges that England is nothing compared to some places in Europe

    cut the bullshit lads, because your living in a fantasy

    NO RESPECT !! The whole of Europe laughs at you

    Regards

    POLSKA !!!!!!!!

  • dombas

    jebane angielskie pedaly, jedno wam powiem… przejmujemy wasz kraj! ŁKS ŁÓDŹ HOOLIGANS. jesteście zerem.

  • dombas

    hey english cunts! this is our country now! long live Poland!

  • Pietras

    JEBAC ANGOLI !!!!!!!!

    Odwety beda za wszystkie ataki na naszych rodakow

    Tylko Polska

  • eKo

    Well congratulations morons, best way -> kill yourself each other.
    Maybe one day I’ll wake up in place where I will biuld a house and live without mentals on the streets.

    ps. “przejmujemy wasz kraj!”, narazie mozesz przejac grabienie trawnika u mnie co najwyzej z takim ‘umyslem’. Zaplace Ci nawet £7 p/h.

  • dombas

    ja zarabiam 12 na godzinę… więc trawnik zostaw swojemu angielskiemu kochankowi, za gałeczkę pewnie nie będzie narzekał i ci go zagrabi. po chuj sie odzywasz w ogóle? zabolało, że inni mają inne poglądy niż ty cioto?

  • Pietras

    Dobrze napisane Dombas.

    Niestety eKo chyba nie zrozumial poprzednie posty. Przeczytaj pizdochlascie i pozniej sie odezwij dobra. Nie widzisz co sie dzieje z naszymi rodakami w Wielkiej Brytani, zamiast razem sie trzymac to takie choje jak ty powoduj spory.
    Polska na zawsze

    Hools for life

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