Flagwatch™: Brothel Yes, Bus No
The stars and stripes of the United States flag won’t be painted on the official team bus that ushers around Landycakes and mates at the World Cup. Because of the much dreaded and always nebulous “security concerns,” the US bus will be the only one in the tournament without a national flag painted on the back. That has to hurt team morale.
Maybe we’ll bump up the US in our World Cup Blog Power Rankings tomorrow to help make the players feel better.
Meanwhile, the flag is still proudly displayed on the massive banner advertising a brothel in Cologne. Apparently, there are no “security concerns” there, especially now that Wayne Rooney is hurt and unlikely to be a patron.
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By kapcro | May 4th, 2006 at 6:17 pm 
God help the person that would attack a brothel.
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United States
By Mesto | May 4th, 2006 at 7:05 pm Smart move. That way no one will recognize the bus when it goes through one of those drive through brothels.
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By Nick | May 4th, 2006 at 9:54 pm Look on the bright side. If the US get knocked out in the first round, they’ll have first crack at the Ho’s.
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Australia
By Trent | May 4th, 2006 at 10:19 pm Brilliant, that will totally fool any terrorists.
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By Euler | May 5th, 2006 at 2:32 am Blame it on Bush… the bus thang. Bush will blush if he read this brothel matter.
By Team USA Will Have Heightened Security - FIFA World Cup 2006 - USA World Cup Team Blog | May 5th, 2006 at 3:54 am [...] Word has it that extra security measures will be taken to protect the USA team during the WorldCup. Perhaps unwisely, the Associated Press published one of these measures and now everyone knows the USA team bus will not have a flag painted on the back, but will instead “be predominantly blue in colour.” [...]
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By kapcro | May 5th, 2006 at 7:07 am If you’re the bad guy wouldn’t you just look for the plain team bus, since all the others have flags painted on them. Maybe they can use taxi cabs instead. How about a decoy flag, like maybe Canada.
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By Team Slogans Announced - FIFA World Cup 2006 - Ecuador World Cup Team Blog | May 9th, 2006 at 8:04 am [...] You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site. Leave aReply [...]
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By Bobby | June 9th, 2006 at 11:30 am This pisses me right off. The naivete that must exist in our decision makers minds to think that not putting a flag on the world cup bus with the same markings as the other buses, even including the slogan “United we play, United we win”, could actually make a difference in the safety and security of the players is absolutely outrageous, not to mention outright paranoid. If they are indeed afraid of a terrorist attack, they should assume that anyone with enough determination to full on attack the bus is probably also capable of figuring out which bus to hit. Even more unfortunate is how small things like this continue to reflect poorly on our international image - one of always having to be different and defiant even when there is no need. Maybe one day we’ll get it together…
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