Exclusive Photo: Wayne Rooney in his Oxygen Chamber

It is a race against time for Wayne Rooney’s metatarsal. England is trying anything and everthing including an oxygen chamber to speed up his recovery. Cue music.
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It’s just like Seinfeld’s bubble boy.




He looks like he thinking about Brazil. I’ll ask Soze to check with the Croatian psychic if he’ll be ready. Is that a new English kit?
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New English kit….good one.
The Croatian psychic is busy right now trying to figure out who I spoke to this morning…




[...] Our apologies to our global audience outside the UK, but this is one of those England-centric news days. First there is our exclusive Wayne Rooney oxygen chamber picture. Next there is the rampant speculation over who will replace newly hired coach Steve McClaren. The final story in the trifecta involves David Beckham. Everyone who has seen him play knows he can’t play a lick of defense. It turns out he has no defense against car thieves either. [...]
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Poor Wayne, but if helpful why not




[...] Reports out of England Saturday say that Wayne Rooney is recovering quickly from his metatarsal injury. It has been widely expected that he would miss most of the group matches, but now there is some thought he could be ready for the team’s opener against Paraguay. An England source told The Sun: “It is pretty well known in the camp Wayne is way ahead of schedule – but why tell the opposition?” Ok, we won’t. Rooney’s quick recovery could be attributed to many things like the use of an oxygen chamber and bicycle training, but we like that it is a case of divine intervention. Fancy a flutter? Free £25 Bet on World Cup 2006 Category: World Cup 2006, Group B Tags: England, Wayne Rooney, Tag Index « Big Question: What will you do if your team is eliminated? | Home | If you found “Don’t Tell Paraguay, but Rooney Might be Ready” useful or interesting, please share it with others by bookmarking it at the following sites: .wp-notable img {border: none;margin-left:5px;} Leave a Reply [...]
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