The World Cup is Paralyzing

June 23rd, 2006 | by: WC Bob | View Comments

If you are still trying to recover from yesterday’s Croatia-Australia thriller, you are not alone. But even if you are exhausted, consider yourself lucky. In Beijing, there has been a 20% increase in facial paralysis since the start of the World Cup. Doctors blame it on nervous tension brought about by the drama of the matches. Imagine how bad things would be if China has qualified! For those who are into the dark side of things, there’s a website that is keeping track of all the World Cup-related deaths this year. On that happy note, enjoy today’s games.