Socceranto: The Universal World Cup Language
Did you know that the 32 teams in this year’s World Cup share 18 official languages? How can fans who don’t share a common language communicate? The answer is Socceranto, a language that a 16-year-old has created based on Esperanto. Socceranto uses football phrases, words and names drawn from throughout the world that are recognizable no matter your country.
For example, a Maradona is using your hands to direct the ball into the goal. A Ronaldinho is a no-look pass, etc.
Based on this year’s World Cup we have a few suggestions for new Socceranto terms.
A Ronaldo is a person who is overweight and incapable of quick movement.
A McBride is a person looks closer to being dead than to being alive.
A Serbia and Montenegro is anything that stinks.
A Beckenbauer is any object or person that is universally present.
A Togo is a yo-yo.
A Crouch is a robot.
A Blatter is anyone who is corrupt.
A Shaka is a hero.
A Loco is a haircut that should never be seen in public.
Do you have terms from this World Cup that should be included in Socceranto dictionary?
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WAYNE
ROONEY
IS
FATTER
THAN
RONALDO
jeebus!
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United States




A Viduka is a non-scoring striker
Posted from
Australia




An Aragones is a condition of extreme posterior retention.
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United States




A Shaka is a hero! Love it!
Posted from
United Kingdom




Bob,
Thnaks for the story link.
Socceranto: Birth of a Language is a free download…but do so at your own risk. I haven’t tested it out yet. I wonder if it’ll turn out to be like Wikipedia, say Soccerpedia, where new word additions will be allowed, such as the ones noted in Bob’s blog entry.
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United States




A Rivaldo — when the ball taps your leg and you react as if you got kicked in the face.
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United States




a Landon is a cowardly, pathetic, over-rated midfielder.
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United States




A Roger Milla is an old player who who’s still performant.
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Cameroon




Grzegorz Rasiak – Wood
RadosÅ‚aw Sobolewski – Red card or very stupid footballer
PaweÅ‚ Janas – Donkey
Tomasz Frankowski – Hero
Jerzy Dudek – Dudek Dance
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Poland




a Beckham- a goal from way outside the 18 yard box.
Posted from
Canada




a ninja: eric cantona
la cosa nostra: italia and lubos michel


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